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Prompt: You’re writing your autobiography. What’s your opening sentence?
My first thought was legitimately:
“Buckle up f******s, this shit’s about to get wild.”
I wouldn’t recommend this opener because not everyone might appreciate the use of a slur— even if I could reclaim it— but…that sure would’ve been an interesting decision.
Another option would be a picture of my headstone, and underneath is a caption that says:
*Record Scratch* *Freeze Frame* “Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got into this situation …”
This one’s a lot more family friendly, so I’d probably go with this.
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Z0mB01D
Haha i would start it like: I always thought i was strong and nothing could break me but life tries to prove otherwise cause you know you can’t be in-. And then it cuts and there would be photo of title screen from Invincible ;b
Thats a pretty good one
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