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Sorry for being gone for a while, this is the story why. :
My mom thought she could break me. She thought that by locking me in my room and taking away everything. Mywifi, my phone, my Death Note stuff, that she could stop me. But guess what?Heh, She was wrong.
i am Light yagami. No one can stop me. No one can hold me back from fulfilling my destiny of creating a new world order. i will become the god of the new world, and no one, especially not my stupid pathetic mother can stand in my way.
Let me tell you what happened. It all started when i was out at a restaurant, minding my own business, writing names in my deathnote and drinking diet coke (yes, diet coke. Its better than normal coke and yes, there is a difference. (if you cant taste it youre stupid)). I overheard these stupid boys making fun of anime, calling it ‘for losers’. i COULDNT let that slide. As the genius i am, i stood up, walked right over to their table, and said, 'Anime is NOT for losers. You normies juts don’t understand it. You’ll never understand it’ To which they laughed at me. They thought i was just some dumb kid. So, i told them, ‘Heh. i’m going to write your names in my death note, lets just see what happens next.' They just kept laughing. They didn’t take me seriously. But i knew what i had to do. i asked them for their names, wrote them in my Death Note, and waited while they laughed at me.
But nothing happened…. Why didn’t they die!? Was i tricked!? Were theyre names fake!? i started questioning them, interrogating them…. i had to know. What was happening!!!? I was losing control. My genius was being mocked by these fools, and i couldn’t let that happen. I had to show them who i really was.
i stood on the table and screamed, ‘i AM THE GOD OF THE NEW WORLD!!!!! i will be the one to rewrite the rules of this world!!!! i will be the one to decide who lives and who dies!!!!!!’
That’s when my mom freaked out. She told me to stop yelling. But i couldn’t. i couldn’t just sit there and let them mock me like that. I told her this nut my mom didn’t understand. She yelled at me to get down and threatened to take me home. i got down because i was scared of her.
Then, she took my Death Note and started scolding me. But i didn’t care. i couldn’t hear her. Because i could only hear Light and Misa, right next to me, whispering how much they love me and how much they believe in me. They get it..... They understand what i’m doing. Theyre the only ones that understand me
Eventually, everyone else just went back to their meals. They were all too weak to understand. They’re nothing compared to me. i will show them all. i will prove that i am the greatest mind to ever exist.
When we got home, my mom took everything away from me!!!!!!!!! my phone, my laptop, my death note, my sexy misa figure, and told me that if i want it back im going to have to go a whole month of being good. She may have taken my stuff away but she still doesn’t get it. i’m the one who’s in control. like that one shitty song by little mix. i’m the one who’s going to change the world.
They can lock me up. They can try to silence me. But they will never stop me. i am Light Yagami, and i will not be ignored.
Now, why did i get the wifi back? Because i was good for a whole month like my mom said to be.
Regardless of this fiasco, im glad to be back. Thank you to all my followers who were worried about me.
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Kie
This is giving Muppet Joker vibes and I'm here for it
ghalya
is this bros villian arc
im NOT the villain, im a god. correct yourself.
by Light-sama; ; Report
come on grandpa let’s get you to bed
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by ghalya; ; Report
GRANDPA?? WHO ARE YOU CALLING GRANDPA??? IM 14!!!!! THE ONLY PEOPLE IVE HAD SEX WITH ARE MISA AND LIGHT (separately). AND IM PRETTYY SURE ID KNOW IF I HAD KIDS
misa: Calm down light!! ignore this dummy~~
heh. your right misa, I shouldnt waste my time on unintelegent people. You're lucky this time. dont test your luck, peasent
by Light-sama; ; Report
whoah
Diamond of a post <33333
please write my wifes name in the death note
im honored you liked my post. Id write your wifes name but I don't know anything bad shes done, so id feel kind of bad. is she a pedofile?
by Light-sama; ; Report
no but she hides the car keys every time I drink a few whiskeys and wanna go to the pokies and cries everytime she catches me killing and eating someone
snowflake millennials amirite
by whoah; ; Report
PLEASE DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE!!! You will kill someone!!! I should write your name in my death note!!!
by Light-sama; ; Report
AND DONT KILL AND EAT PEOPLE!!!
by Light-sama; ; Report
AND DONT KILL AND EAT PEOPLE!!!
by Light-sama; ; Report
I'm fine to drive after a few whiskeys, I'm literally the driving goat I even got my Learners!
Also fake meat from the store costs money and is unhealthy, REAL meat liberated from things like homeless people or "debt collectors" is free, american and really healthy and good for your gut microbiome. Pinterest says the #1 health food is human flesh!
by whoah; ; Report
...I doubt a non-intelectual is capable of driving well after drinking, and i doubt that human meat tastes good. But if you say that you can, I guess Ill believe you.
But STILL!!! Homeless people are still living people!!! Please treat them as such!!! eat donald trump or something!!!
by Light-sama; ; Report