IT’S FARMING TIME

CONTEXT:

last night, i dreamed about me in a farm, and a farmer named Trần Thị Văn Hoàng (or as i like to call him, The Very Not-So-Nice Farmer From Hà Nội) told me he would like to see me farming. me, as a lazy person with no contribution to society whatsoever, didn’t accept his request, and he told me he would push me into Lazy-Hell if i didn’t accept his request, so i did.

and then, immediately, i saw myself as his daughter, being treated nicely. and then i saw myself as him. and, i heard something. i heard something saying: “IT’S FARMING TIME!” and that thing that said “IT’S FARMING TIME” approach me, and hits me with a shovel

and then i woke up, its voice haunting me until 5:30 in the morning.

THOUGHTS:

maybe i watched too much Baldi’s Basics gameplay footage and Gotta Sweep casually haunts me as “Gotta Farm” :)

it was weird, but at least not weirder than my other dream