MY DOG IS DUMB AS HELL

the cause of today's crash out is my dumb inbred panda and sheep looking fat dog.

so basically it rarely snows on my city and if it does it's not a lot, but today in spring a lot of snow came like to my ankles which is a lot for us and me, my family and my dog were playing in the snow. I got up at 8AM bc of that and it's a Sunday. so we're having a good time and my dumbass dog decides to run off and follow our neighbor to work. and I run after her ofc but we live up a hill so I fell like five times and I couldn't catch her. I was running through the whole street but couldn't find her and I was panicking and then street dogs ganged up on me and started jumping on me and making me fall. so I came back home and my fatass dog came home five minutes later. made me roll down the hill for no reason so now she won't be getting out of her house for a while and won't be getting treats. I can't wait to see what will piss me off tommorow!!