AFRAIDOFMONSTERS DONE PEED ON MY DOG

so theres this homo right? his names eddie, eddile lamar, kendrick eddile lamar, and hes this fat little creature from outer space. and basically everyday this guy chugs 3 monsters its to the point he doesnt sweat sweat, he sweats monster. well basically this smeelllyy little cretin called ME "the worlds straightest man alive" a homo and i just cant let that slide so basically im killing eddison tommorow no joke gonna massacre this guy hes done for he has no chance hes a lil baby lil pee pee boy that pees his peepee pants