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I have seen many diferent cats in my life. One might say I have seen too many cats. I may have seen even more than 3 whole cats and maybe a little 1 cat. Thsi means I have the needed knowlege about this topic.
So now I can hear u asking. What iz this proff you say woof ? about cats not being ereal?! how dare you?*
Allow me to esplain.
I am woof. I am dog skeleton. I have skeleton and can move sometimes.
But cats.?
They have NO SKELETON! THEY DO NOT HAVE EVEN ONE SINGLE SKELETON IN THEIR BODYES! They have maybe 2 bones. I am not able to count dis. BUT THEY move ALWAYS?! This is not posible.
I will now show you my pruuf that cats have no bonez.
look at THIS. do you think any bone having createure could fit in this jar ?! i dont thinki could therefore CATZ DO NOT EXIST.
BROTHER DO I NEED SAY MOAR...? no! I dont think so.
IT HAPPENZ SO OFTEN DAT THERE ARE SHUTTER STOCK IMAGES OF THIS OCCURANCCE! LOOK AT THIS TINY CAT ! NO WAY ITS REAL
BUT LOOK.... for doggiez it difference. because dogies have skelly. i was doggie a long time before this time we are in which is a very long time after some time. so really its 3 times brefore. but if i counted the one i didnt counted then its 56 times and also 1 minute ago. i will let u do the mat.
this doggie has so much skelly that TE POLICE came to rescue him from his evil treat jar.
i rest my cais.
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Stupid Foreign Journalist
Wowawewawa. This is very help. Because one day i gave my cat cake and now he have baby inside of him. Now i know my cat is not bones. Thank you !
WOWAWUIWAWA. i can not believe that. i tout BORAT dat catz r not real. i knew u wuld have my bak borat ! very nise ! very gud !
by woof; ; Report
i sujest dat u inspekt the little baby cat and tel me if it has moar then 2 bones pls. this is for sicence. ! thankx you borat !
by woof; ; Report
Yuo are welcome bäer skeletons !
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carol
if cats dont have skeleton then what is this? checkmate liberals
OH NO. WAT IS DIS! DELETEé ! DELETE ! THIS IS NO CAT ! THIS MUST BE SOEMTHGN ELSE. THIS IS LIE!!!
by woof; ; Report
just kidding, obviously is ai
by carol; ; Report
u got me worried their! it was reali scariy. i was never wrong once in my life. only 76 times.
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Edgar Allan Hoe
SEETHING RAGING STOMPING MY FEET SHAKING MY FIST AT THE SKY PACING AROUND MY ROOM ANGRILY ARRGGHHAJG
i know it must be hart to aksept. but it ok it happen 2 everione. eksept for me. i knew it al alonge. but it ok. popel r here for u. so am i. cats r not reel.
by woof; ; Report
I need time to process this, I'll meditate on it in the far mountains in the himalayas
by Edgar Allan Hoe; ; Report
dats a gpod idea !
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