Entry #3: 15 Years of Sheer Stupidity

As of today, I have successfully wreaked havoc upon my peers for 15 Years!

...That was a silly way of saying I turned 15 today. Anyways,

I'd just like to say it's been awesome being around. I high-key never even thought I'd make it past 14. I'm truly thankful to have been a most DEVIOUS creature to all my friends and family. God has grown and shaped me in ways I could have never imagined when I was younger. 

Enough chit-chat now, let's get to THE GOODS!

Today, I received:

A Frutiger Aero LED projector!

A Frutiger Aero Aquarium Clock!

A FREAKING CYBORG HAND

2 bars of soap! (I love bar soap <3)

and a prepaid VISA card!

Thanks to all my friends, both new and old, met IRL or on here, who have shown I can actually be appealing to some people.

...Not all, but some.

Thank you all for being great!

                                                                                  -Nexus Stryker, your local moron.