Pablo the black hole and the earth

I wrote this like 4 years ago btw just wanted to archive it

Pablo was calmly wandering around the universe, looking for something to do in this beautiful chaotic day. He decided to go visit his dear Betelgeuse. While traveling to her galaxy, he went across a strange planet: the Earth. It was a disgusting piece of shit crowded with fucking useless parasites who think they rule the world. They all looked like their parents never fed them and that they live in fucking garbage cans. Pablo was shocked by this goody planet and decided to run away as fast as he could. He arrived a few years later to Betelgeuse and told her about the disgusting planet he came across. The star couldn't believe how such a planet exist and passed away for 3 seconds at some point of the story. But this planet will probably disappear in a few million of years, so it will be fine. Pablo returned home really happy, knowing that all these rejects of society would die at some point.