One shot story i wrote like 3 years ago

1) Pablo the black hole and the apocalypse

Pablo always dreamt of growing up. Floating in the space, absorbing the matter around him. He knew he would be the best black hole. Day after day, he was wandering around the universe, collecting particles of shit. Destroying planets, stars, other smaller black hole and just chill asteroids. That's when he saw Gary the star. What a good snack! It was crunchy and a bit spicy. As the universe was slowly disappearing, Pablo got bigger and bigger. Suddenly, he arrived close to the earth. It was a disgusting wasteland full of moving shits. Disgusted, Pablo didn't even touch it. Another black hole would probably take care of this polluted shit. A few millions of years later, the black hole met a beautiful star, Betelgeuse. It was shining so bright, with a beautiful orange-red colors. He decided to let her live, and then they could live happily in the void.