Is my boyfriend a mind controlling incubus?

why is it that this man has the power to make submit to all of his tomfoolery.. he even has me brainwashed enough to be fond of his games... hes so evil.. he is definitely plotting something and plans to use me for his evil schemes... (Im not evil BTW.) Maybe he is a siren. He does have long beautiful hair like mermaid demon siren, would definitely lure in his prey with his quick witted tongue and breathtaking aesthetics. im way too far deep in this mirage... he even takes me to cute dinners to butter me up.. perchance he is trying to Fatten me to make me into a Pie... No not evil enough.. He is definitely in need of my assistance with my 288 iq, Im quite crafty and could easily make a city-destroying town-crushing death ray of destruction, he knows this... ive put myself at a disadvantage by falling for his charms and wanting to "learn about me as a person"... he knows my every move... this isnt good. no not at all. yet i still fall for his charms i strongly detest in this blog! this is the strongest demon ive dealt with yet...