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Alright so listen up u little shits. tomorrow i'm going to Venice ok. city of gondolas, overpriced coffees and approximately 10000 pickpockets per square meter. if i make it back home with my wallet still on me, i'm officially built different.
deadass tho, if anyone gets too close i'm just gonna start screaming in dialect (it works istg)
also i swEAR TO GOD. IF I SEE ONE OF THOSE CREEPY ASS PIDGEONS GETTING ANY IDEAS. IT'S ON SIGHT. THOSE FUCKERS ARE TOO COMFORTABLE.
Anyway i just had a beer so this post might be stupid but WHATEVER. catch me tomorrow vibing on a gondola like i own the damn place. might even do the classic tourist shit and take a dumbass selfie with an overpriced ice cream.
if you see news about an italian girl getting into a fistfight with a seagull over a sandwich... no you didn't.
stay tuned for more uuhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk.
PS: I totally forgot that it's CARNIVAL SEASON Jesus fucking Christ it's gonna be INSANE.
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soph
Hiiii you sick ass mf im your travel companion (writing this as we're sitting on the train together, the idiot core). Italo almost made us die because we thought the train was leaving 10mins earlier. Where do you think we are, in germany??? Im gonna push you out of the gondola if you buy that icecream
XOXO
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