sup pirates, that's what I'm gonna call my readers on here if you didn't notice lol. I just wanted to do a proper introduction for my blog so here it is! my name is Jenna Gaudet, known as sirensparklez on social media, and I am a simple 19 year old girl living in downtown Vancouver BC. I'm high key just using this post as a way to flex how hot I am so I'm gonna add some pictures of myself to the end of this blog hehe.
I'm writing this at a little cake and coffee shop near my house, it's called True Confections and it is honestly so amazing. They're always open till 12am so its the perfect spot for a late night sweet treat, and to top it off for the most part they're playing jazz music to set the mood, and yes, yes it does set the mood. I love to take my scrapbook here and sit with a slice of cake and coffee, they have such a huge selection of cakes to try I love it here, and I've definitely gained a new coffee addiction with their caramel macchiatos. my fav of their cakes so far definitely has to be the coconut cream cake, I'm eating it right now for the first time and oh em gee, it is heavenly. anybody that knows me well knows that I love coconut ANYTHING but I swear to god that this is the best coconut tasting thing I've ever had, so if you as well love coconut and live in the Vancouver area, TRUSTTTTTTT you need to come here.
I love sitting in front of the window here so I can people watch, and there's this perfect corner table where I can look out the window but there's a wall right behind me so no one can see my computer screen, idk why but I don't like people looking at my screen in public I get anxious and embarrassed. its not like I'm watching porn so idk what's up but yeah.
yo so like 4 days ago I was leaving redgate (DIY music venue) and while I was waiting at my bus stop to head home some guy just walks past me on the side walk but I immediately realized who it was. I've never met him before but I know him because he tattooed bunny boy (a stupid man that never deserved me) I don't know why but I decided that I wanted to start a conversation I guess so I yelled YO at him so he'd turn around and when he did I was like "are you a tattoo artist" and he said "yeah" I immediately bounce up and started walking towards him. I just gave him the whole shpeel of omg I love ur work blah blah blah n then he started showing me pictures of new work that he's done, yes this gave me butterflies n yes it made me feel special cuz I'm really easy. after like 2 minutes we parted ways, he said he lived right up the road n was walking home, idk if that was his way of tryna say wanna come over n fuck or if my egos just so big that that's what I got out of that but I didn't add anything to that so I didn't seem like a creep. since then tho he's all I can think about, its honestly just cuz he's connected to bunny boy in some way but ehhhh I'm not gonna think about that I'm trying to get over himmmmm. ANYWAYS I may have shot my shot at the tattoo guy on ig:/ I texted him "yo I've had the biggest crush on you since we met the other day" and YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT HE REPLIED WITH he said "haha thank youuu" bitch. bitch. I said. NOOOOO I NEED MORE THAN THATTTT, cuz I'm an honest hoe n if I like someone they finna know okay. then he was like well u should book a tattoo with me, FUCK NO HO I AINT TRYING TO PAY UR RENT. I didn't say that but that's what I was thinking. instead I said booooooooo tomato tomato. he was like wdym?, n guess what, I did not respond, cuz lemme tell y'all sum ladies gays n theys, MEN LOVE THE CHASE, oh my god do they love a good cat n mouse, not saying I'm pushing him away all I'm saying is I'm gonna ignore him until he double texts me n is like okay no tattoo but I wanna see u, some shit like that idk, idk maybe my egos way to big but I'm so hot I KNOW hell text me. he literally posted a photo dump of himself on his tattoo account, I feel it deep down that he just wanted me to look at how pretty he is, he posted that for me I SWEARRRR. btw he's not even that pretty, well he is but in his own way yk, I think I just like the fact that he's a tattoo artist. idk what else to say about him but trust y'all there will be an update about tattoo man. this coconut cream cake is so bomb omg, these slices r so big tho I'm sickkk.
currently listening to love lost by Mac miller n its 11:03pm:)
UPDATE:
I can't figure out how to add pictures but I think I added the right links at the end?? idk ill figure it out for next blog
ALSO I weird man just came into the cafe and chose the one chair that stares directly at me, THE ENTIRE PLACE IS EMPTY I HATE MEN.
BOOOOOO TOMATO TOMATO
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