LIDL SPRING ROLLS CHANGED MY LIFE + VENICE???

Alright so. I've just had a religious experience. 

I bought these random ass Lidl spring rolls thinking "Yeah this'll be a nice little lunch. A snack, even". Yk like a normal portion.

TWENTY.

THERE WERE TWENTY OF THEM.

What the fuck.

I was expecting like, idk, five?? Six at most?? So i throw five of them in the airfryer™ , expecting them to taste like disappointment and sadness but HOLY SHIT THEY'RE AMAZING. Like michelin-star, top tier, actual food of the gods type of shit. Or maybe i'm just insane. But anyways, I am now a Lidl Spring Roll Evangelist this is my new personality take it or leave it.

I guess i'll be bringing the rest of these golden rolls at Ked's place, i must share god's blessings.

Unrelated but VERY IMPORTANT NEWS:

A friend of mine asked me if I wanna go to Venice this Saturday.

FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHH 

I have zero idea what we're doing there. I don't even care. I'll figure that out when I get there. Am I prepared? No. Do I have money? Also no. Will I regret this? ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT. WE BE HUNTING FINE SHYTS VENEZIANE OR SMTH LIKE THAT LMFAO.

Stay tuned for either a sick Venice blog post or a story about how I got lost in some canal and never returned.