it's pretty hard to master, trust me, but the easiest approach you can give to meeting new friends is with a technique called 'spooning'. basically, you go up to someone that looks cool, or that you would find interesting to talk with, and you hug them really really hard and tight. this obviously could alert this certain someone, they might even feel harassed or invaded, but worry not! all you have to do is say: ''don't worry, i'm just spooning you with all of my love''. this will immediately put the spooned in a very comfortable emotional state, they will feel safe and welcomed by your spooning arms. being locked in with each other is a very easy gateway to a conversation and furthermore to a new friendship. this is just one of the methods you can learn to master making friends, one of the easier ones if we're not gonna mention more intricate strategies such as ear licking, feet massage, surprise haircuts and, of course, scissoring (advanced form of spooning). thank me later, peace and love
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it's pretty hard to master, trust me, but the easiest approach you can give to meeting new friends is with a technique called 'spooning'.
basically, you go up to someone that looks cool, or that you would find interesting to talk with, and you hug them really really hard and tight. this obviously could alert this certain someone, they might even feel harassed or invaded, but worry not! all you have to do is say: ''don't worry, i'm just spooning you with all of my love''.
this will immediately put the spooned in a very comfortable emotional state, they will feel safe and welcomed by your spooning arms. being locked in with each other is a very easy gateway to a conversation and furthermore to a new friendship.
this is just one of the methods you can learn to master making friends, one of the easier ones if we're not gonna mention more intricate strategies such as ear licking, feet massage, surprise haircuts and, of course, scissoring (advanced form of spooning).
thank me later, peace and love
Lunar Highway !
Oh thats very tricky, humans are the most complex creatures and learning how to befriend one another still makes me struggle lol!