zombie apocalypse survival guide >< (WIP!!)

hiyaaa!! jacey here, as u probably know, a zombie apocalypse is upon us. u may be in panick, not knowing how to survive through these difficult times, but dont worry, i got u! im well educated on this topic, therefore i will be sharing my survival tips with all of yall :p i hope u find this helpfull! [THIS IS OBVIOUSLY FAKE. ORIGINAL IDEA, DO NOT STEAL!!!!!]

okayyy soooo, first things' first: clothing. wear comfy, practical clothes; keep in mind that you will be traveling for a long time. i recommend wearing a hoodie/sweater with a shirt underneath for your top. pack a jacket of some sort; even if u live in a warm area, a jacket can have many uses, not just to wear! (using it as a blanket, sleeping on it, tying up large wounds, ect.) cargo pants are highly practical and overall, my personal favorite type of pants. sweat pants would also be a good pick, they are comfy and easy to run in. DO NOT wear shorts!! even if you live in a warm climate, shorts leave your lower legs exposed to mosquitos, ticks, and .. zombies! now onto shoes, they are just as important and can make a significant difference in ur survival. as much as i hate to say this, DONT wear converse! im a huge converse fan, but they arent practical shoes! converse arent waterproof, so in any contact with water, your feet will get soaked. this will increase ur chances of developing feet infections.. gross ik. so yeah, im not gonna rant abt converse being not fit for a zombie apocalypse, so i'd say dont wear em. instead, i recommend wearing sports shoes. any brand is fine, just make sure that they are waterproof and comfortable. pick something that u know that u will be able to walk in for a long time, and run aswell. now ofcourse, we cant forget under clothes. bring a few spare pairs of underwear, socks, and bras (if u need them). u wont have much time to wash ur clothes, so keep that in mind.