Bro, today was a disaster.

So, we’re in science class, and out teacher walks out (he has to go pee or sum shit i dont even remember) Then Noah, (not his real name) being Noah, finds this old jar labeled "DO NOT OPEN." So what does he do? Opens it. The smell that comes out? DISGUSTING. Like rotten eggs and gym socks. Mia (fake name) starts gagging, someone else is covering their nose with their hoodie, and people are legit running to the door.

Samantha, (another fake name)  trying to escape the stench, yanks a window open—but knocks over a tray of glass beakers. CRASH. At this point, Mark decides to spray AXE body spray to “fix the smell.” Now, it’s rotting death mixed with cheap cologne, and we’re all choking.

And THEN—somehow—the fire alarm goes off. Turns out, someone (probably Noah) bumped a Bunsen burner, and now there’s a tiny flame on the counter. and everyone is fucking paniking then out teacher walks back in, and hes like ''wtf? what did you guys do who did it?'' and no one wants to fucking say ''it was me'' and we all are new getting blamed and getting charged. 

fucking hate this school someone bomb it.