Who Am I? (Other Than a Walking Disaster)

TY FOR BEING HERE CUTIE :DD

I’m 15 years old, female, single, and bisexual, which basically means I have double the heartbreak and half the patience for straight couple drama. Seriously, my love life is like a WiFi signal strong one second, completely nonexistent the next.

My Personality? A Mess.

I draw, paint, and play the drums, because making noise and creating chaos is my shit. If I’m not sketching something (mildly cursed), I’m probably either banging on the drums like i got anger issues or rewatching the same five anime series for the 100th time.( i swear i dont have anger issues- )

I’m also obsessed with Creepypasta (yes, I fully believe Slenderman is real, fight me), Wolverine is my forever crush, and don’t even get me started on K-pop—one beat drops, and suddenly, I’m the main character of a music video in my head.

My Love Life (Or Lack Thereof)

Speaking of crushes… yeah, I have a type, and that type is old, muscular men with trauma. Wolverine? Absolute hot energy. Tim from Marble Hornets? Sir, ruin my life- I don’t know if this means I have daddy issues, but honestly, at this point, I’m just rolling with it.

My One True Love: FOOD

Listen, I don’t just like food. I worship it. Some people eat three meals a day? I eat whenever food is in my line of sight. My stomach is basically a black hole, and if there’s free food, best believe I’m sprinting like I’m in the Hunger Games. If anyone ever asks me to choose between love and food? Babe, I’ll be holding a plate while they’re still deciding :*