Hey heyyy! Pirate here, been doing this stuff for years (since I was like 8 lol) so I’m here to teach you some stuff.

Usually people on the interwebs make it like a whole complicated thing where you have to be OH SO CAREFUL or the government will come find you

Never happened to me

In the beginning I did get viruses tho so always use an antivirus!! And an Adblocker cuz there are some stupid ads

Anyway!! First an FAQ

IS THIS LEGAL??

Oh god bro if anyone asks me this again

Yes and no. It’s not rly LEGAL but no one is gonna care if you pirate the sonic movie for yourself. As long as you aren’t reselling or trying to make a profit it’s fine. I will note that for indie games, please don’t pirate them :( devs need money!! pls just pay for the game

And yeah don’t use anything for public use, only for personal!!! You should be fine

I’ve never gotten in trouble— oh shit there’s the police to tell us about

SAFETY!!!

Like I said pls use an antivirus and adblocker, and DONT GO ON UNTRUSTED SITES!!! I use r/piracy to find reliable sites. You can find their list here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Piracy/wiki/index/

never ever download from untrusted sites please god when I was a noob I used to just google cracked games and get viruses and I ruined one of my pcs (rip my sweet angel…)

^^ it’s still usable but whenever I turn it on there’s like 5 million pop ups and it’s laggy asf. Greatest regret of my life

So DONT do that…pls only use links from r/piracy or other similar lists. Make sure to cross reference links to check if most or all say that it’s safe to go on. There are people who spread misinfo >:(

And istg

Don’t

Go

On

PIRATES BAY!!!!

please god don’t. Nothing there is moderated. Use the eye instead: https://beta.the-eye.eu/

^^ I like to just click random folders on there to find neat stuff when I’m bored. Found some random Covid-19 documents from china?? Cool…

And if ur struggling to find smth just message me!! I opened my IM to everyone

Note that I will NOT help you find 🌽, g0re, or anything else gross or illegal. It’s disgusting honestly

Tytyyyy