Alright, so this will require some context. There is this person at the school I go to named Robin who has spread many toxic rumors about me. I'm not talking some dumb shit like "he shit without washing his hands once" or something stupid like that. I'm talking "he's stalked me and threatened me with death" type shit (I would never do that). This person also claims to be nonbinary for attention and sympathy. It's okay to be nonbinary, but this person just so obviously wants sympathy and attention. Anyway, that's not who I'm dissing. The dude I'm dissing is a theater kid named Josh who I tried to warn about Robin, but he claimed that I just wanted to fuck her (ew) and said that he was "neutral" about the situation. Flash forward to the next school year, I'm doing a theater project with this dude. He randomly mentions some bullshit about me faking a relationship with a lesbian who was in the class. I only had one relationship and I only claim to have one relationship, and I've talked about this person with him, and she's not even in the class. The next day, I came into school wearing black lipstick and eyeshadow, and this dude mocks me, saying "what the fuck!? I wasn't expecting that!". Then, a few weeks after that, he comes up to me and does this gesture that was like a finger gun going off on my head. This fucker threatened to shoot me! Sorry for all this yap, I'll show the lyrics now. (Feel free to IM me if you want more lore)
DISCLAIMER: I am not ableist, transphobic, misogynistic, or homophobic. I just use offensive language to piss people off.
[Intro]
Lil zesty boy, lil retard boy
You believe anything some gay ass tranny tells you
Suck my fucking dick, faggot
[Chorus]
Mans, mans, mans, that's your fucking mans
Wait, that's a fucking tranny, that's your boyfriend
On some gullible shit, talm bout lesbians
Fuck you on bout, take her cock out your lips
Ayy, what the fuck you on, you ain't shooting shit
Little boy just shut your mouth, open up for dick
You a petty fucking faggot, I don't want your shit
You talk to Robin, sound like "please daddy, just the tip"
[Verse 1]
You were jerkin in the bathroom and your daddy walked in on you
He got extra chromosomes so he tried to join in with you
I don't make up shit, now shut the fuck up and wash your jacket
You've been wearing that shit every day since your dad fled
Oh, did I mention you and your mom are fat as fuck?
Get some damn Ozempic, you smelly fuckin cunt
You a dumbass theater kid, you look like masturbation
Stop singing Hamilton or get a castration
[Chorus]
Mans, mans, mans, that's your fucking mans
Wait, that's a fucking tranny, that's your boyfriend
On some gullible shit, talm bout lesbians
Fuck you on about, take her cock out your lips
Ayy, what the fuck you on, you ain't shooting shit
Little boy just shut your mouth, open up for dick
You a petty fucking faggot, I don't want your shit
You talk to Robin, sound like "please daddy, just the tip"
[Verse 2]
You think I fake relationships with phony fucking dykes?
You can eat my asshole, watch out for the fucking spikes
I should cut your dick off so you're a tranny like your boyfriend
Then take your severed cock and feed it to your tranny boyfriend
You talk hella shit as if you ain't a fudge packer
Fuck off with that gay theater shit, faggy lil retarded cracker
Lil zesty boy, why the fuck you want a problem?
On some wild shit like the Children of Bodom
[Refrain]
Ayy, what the fuck you on, you ain't shooting shit
Little boy just shut your mouth, open up for dick
You a petty fucking faggot, I don't want your shit
You talk to Robin, sound like "please daddy, just the tip"
[Chorus]
Mans, mans, mans, that's your fucking mans
Wait, that's a fucking tranny, that's your boyfriend
On some gullible shit, talm bout lesbians
Fuck you on about, take her cock out your lips
Ayy, what the fuck you on, I'm just tryna live
Little boy just shut your mouth, open up for dick
You a petty fucking faggot, I don't want your shit
You talk to Robin, sound like "please daddy, just the tip"
[Outro]
Bet you weren't expecting that, huh?
You wanna shoot me, I'm right fucking here
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Candy
This is so funny
Thanks! :)
by scumfuckfaggo⸸freak; ; Report
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best bars in this was







"You were jerkin in the bathroom and your daddy walked in on you
He got extra chromosomes so he tried to join in with you"
"You think I fake relationships with phony fucking dykes?
You can eat my asshole, watch out for the fucking spikes"
STRAIGHT HEATTTTT!!!! tell em friend!!!
Thank you!! :)
by scumfuckfaggo⸸freak; ; Report