My Knockoff Kirby friend LOLZ

My friend is like Kirby, he eats EVERYTHING in my house, my pretzels, my Jello cups, my ramen, My rice, and my TOASTER AND POTS & PANS, This man eats everything, he asks for food at lunch AFTER HE JUST ATE, And then in the class, after eating everything in the vicinity he proceeds to ask for MORE FOOD, Plus donations; from everyone, I'm scared of what he is going to eat next, may it be my computer or family, It could even be my dogs, I don't know, send help please, I need to fix this before he has eaten my home.