Character Headcanons

THESE ARE MY HEADCANONS SO PLEASE DON'T COME AFTER ME

Y'ALL DON'T HAVE TO AGREE

- If mabel ever found Decora, she would wear it and absolutely slay

- Baizhus rlly bad at every videogame except animal crossing

- Sanemi the #1 rage quitter (throws the controllers)

- Both Tengen and Tsukasa have 20 step facial routines every morning

- Giyus that one guy who slaps water in his face and just looks GORGEOUS

- I just know Klee has eaten sand before. Accident or on purpose

- Human bill would go into a Sephora and vandalize the displays for fun

- Xiangling would audition for master chef junior and get booted for the weird ahh combos

- Ragatha kints

- Muichiro the teen roblox troll

- Oh I just KNOW wanderer bully's kids online

- Xiao gives the vibes of that one scary looking but actually pretty chill hot topic worker

- Modern au Wriothesley is a teacher for boxing classes (he's also a cop)

- Neuvillette the glasses wearing old man (mostly reading glasses)

- Dipper the Chappell Roan fan (Fun fact his voice actor sang pink pony club)

- Baizhu 100% has doctors handwriting

- Sigewine has a sticker business in her elementary school

- Wendy the hot topic working that eeveryone wants to talk to cuz they're so cool

- emu is slightly chubby

-Rui and Nene have NO curves

- Usagi the devoted fan fiction reader

- Ga Ming is Bi 

- Baizhu was raised by two dad's and is Bi but likes men a little more

- ANnd Jinshi is our winner at a 35 step facial routines every morning

- Mitsuri out cat living queen

- BotH Xianyun and Baizhu can't see sh1t without their glasses

Newly added!

- emu can't spell 'watermelon' correctly

- Mabel loves miku and dragged dipper to a miku concert once(he loved it)

- Tengen paints the other hashiras nails

- zoey reads fanfictions about herself (with mystery or polytrix or smth)

- Rin and Len get asked a lot if they are dating or siblings and each time they give a different answer

- Emu watches bluey with nene

- peridot would watch love island 

- Lapis collects leaves

- Amethyst has a very large collection of singing fish

there's prolly gonna be more at some point so get ready