Im so cookedddddddd

“If that man ask ‘who’s my valentines? 🥺’ after deliberately receiving a gift? That is not ur man !!”

I gave my crush and bouquet and letter 2 days before valentines and still had the gall, the utter audacity, the bravery to post 

‘Whom shall be my valentines for this momentous occasion (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻”  as if he was King Henry the 8th. Like i didnt just give him a practical confession of my undying devotion. Like girlie, i spent 6 hours on that. i felt like my dior slippers were spat on. The audaciousness coming from the instagram footnote had me taken aback. Hoodwinked if you shall. Because wtf did u jst say to me ho. How dare you brah

Apparently he was looking for me during lunch while i was in the library. To THANK ME. Bruh, i could’ve been getting huzz but instead i was drawing gay yaoi with my homegirl. Until the end of lunch, i could’ve been with fine shyt but instead i was drawing seventeen minghao and mingyu fanart. 

Im not socially inept i swear