How to be Cool

1. make a cool profile on spacehey

2. post it on your Instagram story since you spent all day on it

3. no one knows what spacehey is

4. people get eye soreness from looking at your page

5. spacehey becomes your alternate reality because no one you know uses it

6. you decide that spacehey is better than your real reality so you stop going outside

7. you start losing your personality because everything you like is based on real-world social activity

8. you wake up and it was a dream