My macbook sucks assssss ಥ_ಥ

istg this was literally summoned from the depths of hell. I need my mac to learn some coding and i havent touched my MacBook since the egyptians built pyramids. Im 90% sure that thing is possessed by the spirit of annabelle or smth bc i had it on for 1 minute and it’s already hot enough to sear an armadillo. Might aswell place paprika and soy sauce on the screen whenever i open the damn thing. Somehow the heat caught up to the keyboard. That’s right, the KEYBOARD. Which i didnt know was possible since rubber and plastic is an insulator. NOT A CONDUCTOR. But what do i know amirite, im just a lowly peasant apple user. Billgates spits at my chinese factory-packing face when he catches me in the streets

I want a better laptop