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hey y'all, its ur boa 𝓃𝒾𝒸𝓀𝓎𝓁𝒾𝒸𝒾ℴ𝓊𝓈 <3 sorry for the new blog update but TRUST it was worth it cs omfg the last 2 weeks were INSANE!! so buckle up ur ⲣ𐌵$$ⲩ𝛓 and ㄥ乇ㄒ丂 尺丨ᗪ乇 !

ok so two weeks ago as I was leaving work, my pimp told me that this guy was lookin for me (I get that a lot) so this "mystery guy" was at the private room and told him what's the fee (cs a bitch don't do it for free HOE TIP) and he was like "no actually I've heard ur name on the street for a while and knew u wanted to find a good party" (I DID BTW) and so he handed me this note with an address on it and said he'll be hosting some rave or smthin tn  (never been to one don't clock me!) so obvi I go home that night and hyperfixiate and drink 3 red bulls and a pack of Marlboro, MY LAST ONE TOO,  and finally get my fit ready and make my way to this part of east downtown Dallas where its known for drugs n shit so im not surprised, and when I pull up, its like this abandoned warehouse, with all types of strobes lights lighting up, and shit ton of ppl. as I finally made my way to the dj, from the overpopulated fatties and junkies tryna grind up on me, I see the mystery guy again and we talk for a bit and he hands me a drink and I take it (like a DUMB B!TCH can't go the rest of night SOBER) and next thing u know my legs go WEAK and im gettin all sleepy and SHIT it hit me the he slipped a ROOFIE in my DRINK?! so im like FUCK no and as im tryin not to close my eyes for the LIFE of me, he notices that im not passed tf out yet and calls in TWO more GUYS. 

so fuck me. on top of the fact that im fighting thru a roofie, three guys try to take me out, and they're not EVEN HOT (˃̣̣̥ᯅ˂̣̣̥) so I see a bottle of Everclear on the table beside me and I start to CHUGG that ShIt! and shit am I sober again! I then 𝘽𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙆 the fuckin bottle and knock out the guys while one of them tries to kiss me 🤣🤣 I corner the mystery guy and see a bag that has tabs of acid and shove them down his mf throat and begin to tell him "ₜⲏₑᵧᵣₑ ʗₒₘᵢₙ ғₒᵣ ᵤ" HELP IM SUCH A BAD TRIP SITTER but IDGAF! I try to leave the room but right outside are the fatties and junkies raving their  asses off so I then JUMP OUT A FXCKING WINDOW and land on the ground *somehow I was STILL ALIVE?* and then next thing I know I woke up at the side of I-30 highway with nothing but one of the guys phone and and his wallet? (with FIVE credit cards) I take them to my friend Ace who manages to unlock them for me so I give him two of the five and buy a new set of clothes, new belts, and a new pack of Marlboro! 2 packs of pink Whitney on the way imported from Congo<3

✞☬(𝕡𝕦𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞 𝕚𝕟 𝕛𝕒𝕚𝕝 𝔸ℕ𝔻 𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕕𝕚𝕥 𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕕 𝕕𝕖𝕓𝕥 𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕋ℍ𝔸𝕋𝕊 𝕙𝕠𝕥)☬✞ stay tuned for next weeks blog..

HOW MY MATH PROFESSOR TRIED SLEEPING W/ ME BUT I SLEPT W/ HIS SON?!!

Moral of the story: if u survive a kidnap attempt, 𝖲Τ𝖤𝖠𝖫 Τ𝖧𝖤𝖨𝖱 Ԝ𝖠𝖫𝖫𝖤Τ𝖲 ᝪ𝖱 𝖠𝖭𝖸Τ𝖧𝖨𝖭𝖦 𝖵𝖠𝖫U𝖠𝖡𝖫𝖤!

ꭑ𝗄 𝗍ɦα𝗌 αᥣᥣ 4 𐓣𝖾ⱺω ᑲ𝗒𝗒𝖾 ᥣυ𝗏 𝗒α!