IM GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF

MAN

TODAY YEAH

MY SCHOOL STARTS AT 12:10 (it is now 13:00 as of writing)
AND I DIDNT WANNA GO TO SCHOOL SO I SEND MY SCHOOL A MAIL SAYING ''O YEAH IM SICK CANT COME TO SCHOOL'' AND I GO ON WITH MY DAY UNTIL MY MOM GETS A CALL FROM SCHOOL
''JOLENE IS ABSENT FROM SCHOOL WAY TOO OFTEN BECAUSE SHE (HE!!!!!!!!!!!!) IS SICK. WE WILL SEND JOLENE TO A SCHOOL ASSIGNED DOCTOR IN DUE TIME''. WHAT THE FUCK??????????????????????????
I THEN WENT TO THE DOCTOR TO GET BLOOD TAKEN WHICH SUCKED ASS AND I CAN HARDLY MOVE MY LEFT ARM NOW. AND THEN

I LOOK ON MY SCHOOL APP

I HAVE TO GO TO DETENTION ON MONDAY BECAUSE I WAS SKIPPING?????????? WHILE I LITERALLY SAID THAT I WAS SICK??????????????????????????/////