Why i am the manliest man of all men :>

(i wanted to rant about something random so i asked my friend and this is what they told me)

Why i am the manliest man of all men

1. I open doors for people, like I REFUSE to let my friends open their own door.

2. I pay for literally EVERYTHINGGGGG, my friends' school lunches, trips to the mall, restaurants, outings, new games or skins, events blah blah blah. Like if i invite u somewhere u AINT paying, nah i got money let me spend it on u :> (i won't lie i think I've spent over 2000$ on just paying for my friends crap) 

3. I will tie your shoes, idk y but if someone has an untied shoe NO u will not be trippin, like u can put your foot on my knee and i will tie your shoes. ain't nobody falling on their face today.

4. Speaking of falling if u fall i will help u up first AND THEN I'll laugh in ur face :D

5. I will carry ur bags, cuz bags are annoying to carry or like really heavy sometimes, i got chu cuz i am strong ;>

6. I CAN COOK, listen I may have set a toaster of fire ONCE but let me tell u my cooking is DELECTABLE i am the reincarnation of Remy from ratatouille.

7. U can have my coat, I'm from Canada trust me i don't need it. As Elsa said “the cold doesn't bother me anyway”

8. I don't lie to people, idk why but people are never honest bout things like i overheard a friend asking a friend if her hair looked ok and she was like “yeah looks great” :O IT DID NOT like girl if that as me i would be honest (in a nice way obviously) but honesty if good.

9. I'll do ur homework ;-; i will. If my friends ever need help with like math, science, English or whatev I'll help. I am very smart :3 i don't like seeing people struggle with school cuz school sucks enough already 

10. Because I'm def a man, no need to fact check. I couldn't possibly be some random teenage girl sitting in their dark room writing this on a random Thursday night heheheh