Music by me on this blog post.

I was walking back to my house, I noticed something, a new and very unfamiliar car, next door. In the house I had moved here and disposed of the other neighbors, my very loud neighbors in 1989.

Back when I was 18, not much had changed since I rid the neighbors, was a bit mischievous, if you ask me, was just a bit of tomfoolery. But anyway, the new ones better be sure they are decent and quiet, for their own safety, for I love my peace and quiet.

I’m a very wealthy man who mostly relied on mom and dad’s money before I started my very successful, very well-off business, all on my own. I worked hard for this business. If you’re asking what this so very top tier business I had built 100% on my own, It’s Malwart. It’s not the very popular brand that shall not be named, for I do not want to give my competitors more exposure.

I haven’t a clue why they keep suing me, I have nothing in common with their stores. For one, I exclusively sell the highest of quality foods, treats, tools, and other interesting things. Don’t get me wrong I love the brand, but I don’t understand why they keep trying to sue me for the name?! Malwart has had 2 lawsuits! 2! Please stop suing me! It keeps coming out of nowhere, probable distaste for my self-funded local business.

Did I ever mention that damn hamster I see in the bottom right corner of my vision? It’s there, my wife says I’m crazy, I swear I am not crazy, she’s lying about it being a hallucination, I know she sees it too. She has to see it too. If she does not I must make her see it, she is not normal if she does not see this hamster in her vision. This dapper hamster must be seen by everyone. I feel I know what I must do, to fulfill my life’s new promise: to tell everyone of this hamster. I will start by printing out fliers.

As Henry Vaught was printing out fliers, his wife was in the dining room having her afternoon tea with one of her friends when she saw Henry frantically walking back and forth into different rooms with fliers.

“Honey what’s the matter you haven’t been this way since the dog died” Mrs Vaught could not wrap her mind around how Henry was so frantic all the sudden.

“No time, only hamster, He’s Ecstatically Cool Over My Emergency System” Henry says while cutting and glueing things together.

“Okay honey whatever you thinnnk?” Mrs Vaught was dumbfounded by her husband saying nothing that made sense, has he lost his mind?

Last entry for today I swear, also if words seem extremely out of place, it's meant to be like that.