THE WEIRDEST THING JUST HAPPENED 2 ME. XO

YOU GUYZ PROBABLY WONT BELIV ME BUT U BETTER SEE!!!1!!1! THIZ IZ 4CTYALLY REELZ! ! ! 

I KNOW THE WAY I TYPE MAKES IT SOUND FSKE BUT THIS IS GENUINELY ONE OF THE FUNNIEST AND MOST CONFUSING THING THATS HAPPENED TO ME LOL. DARES R WILD BRO

TWAZ THE 5TH OF FEB THIZ YEAR. I GET A TEX FRUM MY BRO. IT’S MY ULTIM4TE BROZIE’S CRUSH TH4T SHE’S LIEK TOTALLY WITH1! AND THEYRE THE3 P3RFECRT MATCH 2GETHAR! HE THEN AZKS ME IF HE CAN RIZZ ME UP. I DIDN’T WANNA P0W HIM WITH A N O ! ! SO I JUST SAID IG. HE 4ZKED ME OUT TO MCDONALDS. FUCKING. MCDONALDS. I ZENT THE PICZ TO MY TOT4LLY EPIK GC. AND MY ULTIM4T3 BR0ETTE WAZ LIKE REALLY UPZET AND I GOT SC4RED SH3’D LEAVE ME. SHE HAZ NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO MAKE ME THINGK THIZ. BUT WHATEVS. I WAS SUPER SOZ AND THEN THE GUY STOPPED. AND THEN. I GET A TEXT FROM A GIRL. 

“Why are you trying to go out with [][][][][][] you know he’s mine?” 

I HAD NO IDEA WHO THIZ WAS AND IT WASN’T ULTIM4TE BR0ETTE. 1 WAS TOO OVERWHELMED AT THAT P01NT SO I JUST S3NT HER THE SCRE3NSH0TZ. I ASKED WH0 SH3 W4S. 

“[][][][] [].” (GUY)

I WAS FL4BBERG45TED. 1 IMMEDIATELY SENT THAT PIC TO THE EPIK KEWL GC. BR0ETTE WAS RELIEVED AND THAT WAS SUPER EPIK!! I THEN ASKED WHO THE GUY REALLY WAS. 

“[][][][][] [][][][]” (GAL) 

IT WAS SO LOLOLOL WHEN I SAW H3R THE N3XT D4Y1!!1!1!1!! 

TH3 3ND!!1!1!