guys suck, girls suck, AND I STILL CAN'T PULL EITHER!!! why does everybody suck???

idk, but everything sucks. 

all my friends keep having relationship problems and basically every adult around me is divorced or hates their partner with all of their hearts. I've basically never had a crush even REMOTELY reciprocated, or they were just shitty ass people. I don't know what I'm even waiting for at this point, I honestly gave up a while ago, but today was even WORSE.

So everyone around me has a crumbling relationship, or an absolutely picture-perfect romance movie-worthy one. Both are equally infuriating. my friend keeps talking about her fucking bitch ass ex-boyfriend and keeps trying to get him back even though they weren't good for each other. And as for my friends in good relationships, I'm genuinely so happy for them and not jealous of THEM, but how cute they are tg, yk? I would never actually be jealous of my friends.

But seeing them cuddle and kiss just makes me a tiny bit suicidal. Just a little. A tiny bit. Barely. Well, enough to write all of this, so interpret that for yourself.  

Sorry I'm just yapping, but the point I'm trying to get to is I'm lonely, my friend has no self-respect, and I'm gonna end up alone with my pets in the end because every guy to ever exist my age is weird asl and every girl is straight. Aka, we need more gay people. 

But that's it. Thank you for listening to my TED talk.