The 420 Report: Kong! :D

'Sup, y'all? Just got back from the dispensary with a batch of this month's strain, Kong! :O

I got it for two reasons, the high THC percentage, and the fact that it was on sale, lol. Most of it I got as pre-rolls, but this time I did get some flower. I've found when I do buy a supply of a strain I like to see the buds. I think I get a better sense of the strain that way. Of course I could be full of shit and prolly am, but so what? :D

All righty then, let's take a peek. The buds I got are smaller, light yellow-green with lots of red hairs and white crystals! Noice! The smell is odd to me personally, smells like... a gorilla? Kind of a sweaty smell, and salty smelling too, weird! It's not a bad smell, just different.

Let's see what the interweb has to say about Kong, this is from AllBud.com: Kong is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the iconic Motivation X White Russian backcross strains. Named for the iconic cinema monster, Kong is the perfect high-powered bud for any hybrid lover. The Kong high has a quick-building onset, smashing into your brain with a boosted sense of energy that gets your mental gears turning and your mind totally cleared of negative or racing thoughts. This energy quickly turns heady, leaving you unfocused and fading in and out of reality, falling into fits of giggles at times. A relaxing body high accompanies this heady lift, keeping your physical form fully calm and at ease from start to finish without any sedation whatsoever. Combined with its high 20-22% average THC level, these effects make Kong a great choice for treating chronic pain, depression, gastrointestinal disorders, chronic stress or PTSD and headaches or migraines. This bud has a sweet and citrusy lemon flavor with a lightly spicy and peppery exhale. The aroma is very similar, with an earthy herbal overtone accented by a punch of sour lemony citrus and skunky diesel. Kong buds have long pepper-shaped minty green nugs with lots of thin orange hairs and a coating of frosty, tiny white crystal trichomes.

Okay then, thanks AllBud! Good to know. NOW. Let's smoke some! :D

Loaded into glass for a clean first hit, as always. Wow, thick smoke, got a better taste than the smell, yay! Tastes a little like cardboard, but not in a bad way. Oh and here it comes! Coming on strong, just like it's namesake! Noice headrush! It's making my body feel light and floaty, and my brain feels like someone who cares just laid a nice warm blanket over it. Aaaah...

There's some tingling going on too in the arms and legs, fun! This is a 24.7% THC strain, not as massive as Brownie Scout but still a very respectable THC content. And with the sale price it was around $8.50 a gram, less than my plug would have charged me. Most excellent!

So my children, run out and grab thee some of this lovely strain, Kong! Then beat your chest with your fists and Oook!   XD