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You ever wake up and just know the universe is plotting against you? Like, maybe in some alternate dimension, you’re thriving, but in this one, you’re just a sleep-deprived main character with a broken plot-line? Yeah. That’s me today.. or most of the days of the year
I opened my eyes this morning, and the first thought that crossed my mind was “I should probably get my life together.” And then I laughed for 10 minutes straight because obviously, that’s not happening. Not today. Maybe not ever.
My to-do list:
- Contemplate running away to a cottage in the woods
- Write this blog instead of fixing my problem
- Procrastinate on things that actually matter
Somewhere, my responsibilities are sobbing in the corner, but that’s a problem for Future Me. Present Me? She’s drinking iced coffee and pretending she’s in a coming-of-age indie film where nothing really happens but everything feels profound.
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kobyyy
a cottage in the woods is ideal !!! but unfortunately not feasible for most T_T
Right?! A cozy cottage with no responsibilities sounds like heaven. But alas, here we are, stuck in the hustle. Maybe We’ll just daydream about it instead T-T
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GrapeJuice
The most relatable post I've seen so far
Glad I’m not the only one out here living in a chaotic comedy show. I guess we’re all just trying to survive the plot twists!
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Octopus Enjoya
Atleast in the woods you can get some tasty bugs, them the movie will be more a comedy
Haha, true! But I’ll need a bug chef to properly season them. If not, this movie’s turning into a Survival 101 documentary, and that’s just a plot twist I’m not ready for.
by Minnie; ; Report
well sorry mate i don't think they're hiring a chef for the cast , it's better that director start making a sitcom lolol
by Octopus Enjoya; ; Report
A sitcom? Nah, I’m pretty sure we’re stuck with a dark comedy at best. But I’ll give the director a few more chances—maybe they’ll hire that bug chef after all.
by Minnie; ; Report
Good luck on the chef mate! tell him to make some fried centipedes.
Fr Procrastination is a curse
by Octopus Enjoya; ; Report
Fried centipedes, huh? Now that’s a delicacy I never knew I needed. Procrastination might be a curse, but at least it’s a delicious one.
by Minnie; ; Report
Ok yea ya got me you have a point.
by Octopus Enjoya; ; Report
Haha, you can’t escape the truth! Procrastination’s a powerful beast, but at least we can laugh about it. Thanks for the comedy relief, though—saved me from my study stress :3
by Minnie; ; Report
No problem! doing random comedy around like a goblin is BASICALLY MY JOB!
by Octopus Enjoya; ; Report
A goblin comedian, huh? That’s actually the dream job. If it ever gets too stressful, I’ll hire you for my sitcom.
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