My Life Is a Movie (But the Director Is Drunk)

You ever wake up and just know the universe is plotting against you? Like, maybe in some alternate dimension, you’re thriving, but in this one, you’re just a sleep-deprived main character with a broken plot-line? Yeah. That’s me today.. or most of the days of the year

I opened my eyes this morning, and the first thought that crossed my mind was “I should probably get my life together.” And then I laughed for 10 minutes straight because obviously, that’s not happening. Not today. Maybe not ever.

My to-do list:

• Contemplate running away to a cottage in the woods
• Write this blog instead of fixing my problem
• Procrastinate on things that actually matter

Somewhere, my responsibilities are sobbing in the corner, but that’s a problem for Future Me. Present Me? She’s drinking iced coffee and pretending she’s in a coming-of-age indie film where nothing really happens but everything feels profound.