Creed's Thoughts

Hey-o, everyone out there in SyberWorld. It’s old Creed Bratton coming at your again, here from my perch as a Quality Assurance Manager at Dunder Mifflin paper. Just a few observations on the world around me. What do you guys think is the best kind of car? To me, you can’t beat motorcycles. They're small and dangerous. They just can't be trusted. I got into a car accident yesterday and I just took off. It didn't look too bad. The guy was making a big deal out of it, but come on — dogs don’t live forever. Sometimes when I’m sick, or feeling blue, I drink vinegar. I like all kinds: balsamic, vodka, orange juice, leaves.Working in an office is fine, but I'd rather be a millionaire. (Elaborate on this. It's interesting. Maybe Trademark it, too.)

Prediction: the space program will be renamed the Outer Space Program by 2060.

Prediction: someday we will be able to travel faster than sound. We will “break the sound barrier.”

Prediction: [note - need more predictions.]

Reminder: Michael’s safe combo: 26-32-20.


(From www.creedthoughts.gov.www\creedthoughts) [OFFICE REF!!!]