i love snacks

i have been living off of goldfish all week. i love goldfish, they were on discount at the grocery store this week so i got four bags. my only complaint is that i dont like the feeling of the crumbs on my fingers. i propose that they should invent a contraption to eat crumby snacks with so you dont get the crumbs on your hands. chopsticks or tweezers or something oh my god tweezers without the T is weezers DUUUDEEE WEEZERSSSS....