Is it normal for mom to get mad you randomly?

Welcome to my LENtalk. A Walmart version of a TEDtalk whereas I just rant/talk about stupid things that happened in my life. 

Come, listen to an adolescent boy going through his stupid life!! Blyat!!

(Read this as if someone with a slight russian accent was actually talking to your irl)

Wassup, it's been awhile since I blogged here. I usually do this once in a blue moon since I kinda can't talk about this with some of my friends irl.

So I had this event in school, it's like a dance competition. Like CLASS A vs CLASS B vs CLASS C, and so on and so forth. So my class dress up before the event (obviously) and waited in the gymnasium.

This and that, I messaged my mom saying: "Hey mom, we're going to the gymnasium, I'm leaving my phone somewhere safe." 'Cause we weren't allowed to have our phones up for some reason.

So, I come back to my classroom, (where my phone was) I ooen the phone, and boom. She was exploding my phone, yapping about "omg why didn't you take pictures!1!1! All I wanted was to see my handsome boy in a suit!!!"

Pause.

How am I supposed to take pictures, when I don't got no phone?

So then I tell her: "Sorry mom, I didn't have my phone with me.."

She says: "You had time before the event!! Your classmates were so busy dressing up while you weren't!!"

I say: "What? I was busy too. But here, have some of the few pictures I took."

I send her some pictures; me and my friends, goofy pictures, and whatnot.

She says: "Omg. All I wanted was a picture of my boy. Not your stupid classmates. And why is your tongue always out?? You look like a snake!"

Girl. Peace signs are boring, let me stick my tongue in a silly and cute way, jeez.

Anyway, I go on and repeatedly saying: "Oh I'm sorry, I was so busy, blah blah blah.."

She just decided to ignore allat and keeps saying that I'm just making excuses. And right now I'm probably getting beaten at home. I don't even know what my fault was but, okay. It has always been like this. She would never even say sorry when she knows she's in the wrong. She just lets her anger take over

I can just predict how she'll torture me at home; probably tearing, cutting, and just wrecking the suit / costume she bought me, out of anger?. Or she'd probably pull my hair, yeet my head on the wall, or hit me. I dunno, she's an unpredictable crazy woman.

(Here's some backstory? I guess?)

Well, first of all, yes she bought me that. It was a different color amongst all the boys black suits, I had a gray one. And she once told me that "hey, what if this doesn't fit with the other guys?" I responded with: "Do we have enough money? If no, then it's fine." So we went along with the gray suit/tuxedo.

I swear, if she blames whatever this is on me, I might just explode. WHAT THE HECK DID I DO?

The main problem is; why is she mad that I didn't take pictures? And guilt tripping me, scolding me because: 

1. "oh, I bought you that suit with me and dads money! And you don't want us to see? You're so ungrateful and dramatic.. we just want to see! Give us proper pictures!!"

2. ”Ugh, you look so ugly and stupid. Why do you always like to look like you're ugly and stupid? (No I don't wtf)

3. "Stop sticking your tongue out in pictures!! You look like a snake!!" (My tongue was a tiny bit out. I was not sticking it out like a manslut)

4. "Fix yourself!! You look so stupid!! Fix your hair!! (Girl. Yes I haven't even gotten a haircut, its on the back of my neck, but I tied it up?!?!? I don't think I'm handsome but I definitely look like a proper human being, unlike the other boys in my class. Fock off)

Anywayy

I did send you pictures; of me and my friends! No shit, of course it wouldn't be that good since everyone is busy out and about in their costumes, I just grabbed my friends to take a pic of me. Damn.

And she kept saying: "oh, your friends were busy but still managed to take pictures!" Nuh uh, false. I was also busy..

That wasn't my friends taking a pic, it was their mom! Their mom was helping with her make up. No shit, those were two people. I'm only one! I can't manage to do both.. I got the suit, the pants, the tie I struggled with, the hairdo.. Damn. Please have mercy on me at home. Oh my God.

Oh my goodness, how do I explain to my mom at home?? I'm so dead 😭🙏 please halp

Anyway, that's the end of my LENTALK. Please come to my funeral soon. You're all invited!

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