I can’t stop drinking milk

As y’all probably know (I say as nobody reads these) I got braces on Thursday and I’m not allowed to drink anything other than water and milk and stuff and I’m drinking milk because water gets boring after a while and it’s to the point I’ve drank over 2 litres today and even my mum is telling me not to drink so much but it’s so good even if it makes my stomach hurt.

“I can’t stop drinking milk. I can’t stop drinking milk. I just can’t stop! I can’t stop drinking semi skimmed milk. You know, the white stuff? That comes in cartons? I can’t stop drinking it. I just can’t! It’s tantalising! It’s addicting. It is a delicacy. I love it. I can’t stop drinking milk. Semi skimmed milk! I can’t stop guzzling it!” - I can’t stop drinking oil zoobe witch but I replaced oil with milk.



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