Survival guides, wasteland stories, self-help tips for not turning into a ghoul (or at least becoming a happy one).

💥 Welcome to Vault Boy’s Blog: “Survive and Smile!” ☢️

“Because radiation is just a warm hug from the apocalypse.”

“How NOT to Die in the Wasteland (Basic Tips!)”

Hey there, survivors! ☢️ Tired of being devoured by radroaches? Do raiders steal your loot faster than you can loot theirs? Don’t worry! Vault Boy is here with a quick guide to avoid becoming just another skeleton on the road.

✅ Tip #1: If it glows, don’t touch it.

Yeah, I know, Nuka-Cola Quantum looks cool, but if you find a lizard that glows in the dark, maybe don’t try to pet it.

✅ Tip #2: Abandoned vaults are never really abandoned.

If you walk into a vault and hear growling, you already know it’s time to run. Or pull out your shotgun. Or both.

✅ Tip #3: The Brotherhood of Steel is not your friend… but they’re not your enemy (if you know how to smile right).

If you have advanced tech and a guy in power armor stares at you for too long… well, it’s time to walk in the opposite direction.

✅ Tip #4: Learn how to barter (or how to steal like a pro).

If someone wants to trade a plasma rifle for a bottle cap… accept and run.

✅ Tip #5: Always give a thumbs-up.

It doesn’t matter if it’s a battle, a nuclear explosion, or an encounter with the Legion. Keep a positive attitude—because the worst is already behind you… or is it?

📌 Next topic: “10 Reasons Why Becoming a Ghoul Isn’t That Bad (Or Why You Should Consider It).”