MY Brother The Douche Bag

So lately, aside from bothering me with his disgrace of an existance, hes taken a liking to my computer. Its not technically JUST mine, but no one but me has used it the whole 5 years we had it, and everything on it is customized to my liking and is how I like it. And when he gets on, not only is he taking up time I could be on it, hes changing things on it. I get very annoyed coming home from school or work to see a picture as some random computer bitch as my background. For the past 4 or 5 years, its always been me on the computer, and him outside playing basketball, or playing a PS2 game. Everything was fine and well. The one day he starts getting on my yahoo messenger and starts adding random bitches and wanting to talk to them constantly. This interferes with me getting me what I want, and I dont like it. He wont get off when I'm here, and hes trying to change the order of things. I do not like change. I may sound very controlling and mean about this situation, but I have nothing else besides this computer here, and without it I'm bored as hell. Play outside? FUCK THAT SHIT! He's the fat one, thats his job. 

Lately he's been getting a little out of hand. The other night he was only supposed to be on for an hour because I was here and mom didnt want to hear us fight over it. So I come in when his time is up and tell him to leave, and he says no. I tell him to go away again, and again he refuses. He said the girl he likes is on and that he wont leave. So I shove my ass in his face and pester him till he leaps up and attacks me in a tear filled rage. What the hells wrong with him? I didnt cry and kick and scream when I had to give up MY computer. So he shoves me onto my bed and swings at me. I cannot remember if he actually hit me or not cause hes not too strong, but I blocked one hit and grabbed his neck. I pushed him off the bed, into a pile of bean bag chairs, and beat the shit out of his face with 5 punches. It felt great! After that he cried and threw his shoes at me and mom ran him out of the room. 

He's such a BITCH!! 

Then he tries to intimidate mom and I by acting "Crazy" and laughing being weird. WHAT A REBEL! I was SO afriad, and he constantly reminds me I'm a pussy, even after he cried and I kicked his ass and he cried some more. So today hes got friends over. And I walk by and one of thems like "Are you gay?" And I'm like "Are you funny? No you're not, you're a loser." And Ryan starts making fun of me for grabbing his neck for some reason, but fails to mention me beating the shit out of him, and when I mentioned it, he said it "Didnt hurt". Bullshit you little pussy, admit defeat, I own you. 

So I finished my Lowe's application, and went downstairs to finish laundry and when I come back up hes on my computer with yahoo up. Even though he has company he'd rather leave them downstairs and piss me off by being near me. He wont get off, again, and AGAIN he insists he intimidates me and I'm a pussy. Does he know what the words "Superior Logic" means? Cause what I'm saying to him about why hes pestering me makes a hell of a lot more sense that I'm afriad of a fat little gangster wannabe. WHOS ass I kicked flawlessly, no matter what he says. He can be a bitch all he wants, its only fueling my Wrath. And one of these days, I'm going to lose my cool, and challenge him to an ultimate showdown, utterly destroy him and put him in his place. 

And When that day comes....I will reach a new level of this Nirvana I call Life.