MY THEROY ABT MATH TEACHERS

OK OK OK OK OK!! So I belive math teachers are pireates. Now this may sound weird.. but i even live with one (my dad)!! Why do I belive this? Well, we r always solving problems for them, find the x, find the, place cordanites. CORADNITES!! ALL MATH TEACHERS AROUND THE WORLD(and prob galaxy) ARE WORKING TOGETHER TO FIND THE ULTIMATE X!! X marks the spot, their trying to find a tressure that may not even be on earth!!!! AND THEYRE USING US(their students) TO HELP THEM FIND IT, THEY BROKEN UP THE MAP INTO ALL THESE FOMULAS AND PROBLEMS FOR US TO SOLVE AND ITS TAKE CENTURIES TO FIND THIS TRESSURE BECAUSE WHEN THE BROKE THE TRESSURE MAP AND SPLIT IT INTO MATH PROBLEMS... THEY CANT PUT IT BACK TOGETHER AGAIN WHICH IS WHY IT HAS TOOK SO LONG FOR THEM TO FIND. Anyways.... im prob going crazy