Sigh.

Guys I love my husband 

but he’s SO FUCKING DUMB LIKE OML.😵‍💫

“Life fucks me everyday

But it never makes me cum

Stay strong  kings”-him

THIS FREAKING MONKEY SENT ME TS AT 11:18 AM?!

get a job oml u unemployed bastard😭❤️❤️

that’s not the only thing so I let him yap to me at night cause his voice helps me gts,so I fell asleep and I woke up at 2am  to  this MF SINGING THE DUCK SONG,GROWN ASS MAN BTW , MAN OF THE HOUSE .😭😭😭

the last thing which is goofy is that he would always do this goofy ass chicken butt shit 

“Baeee guess what”-him

“No.”-me

“Just guess”-him

“I swear to god if you say chicken butt”-me

“Just guess!”-him

“what?”-me

“I love you”-him

“Love you tooooo”-me

“and chicken butt” 

sigh.