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snoozing in class

i dont know if the teachers dont notice me or straight up dont even bother waking me up cause im the number one snoozer in my class.

it has become tradition at this point, whenever i feel like it i can just shield my view with my backpack and doze off with my earbuds on. i can listen to anything while sleeping, from erik satie to suffocation, anything works for me as long as it keeps me from hearing anything coming from the class.

death metal is like ear massage, blasting double bassdrums and guttural vocals is like the perfect shit to concetrate to. you dont even get distracted by the words.       i wonder why

anyways its not about concentrating its about zZzZzZz ing during class.
it's pretty cool, i can skip a lot by doing it, too bad it's got a cooldown, would be cool to just close my eyes at 8 in the morning and reopen them at 1 pm.

this was a useless rant, big nothing burger served on your plate, you're welcome. 

what do you think about sleeping in school? tell me about it dude


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in english class (highschool) when we got a paragraph to read on the paper and I'm sleepy, I would just lower my head, eyes pointing down vertically, have my arm supporting and my palm holding my head on my cheek, and close my eyes and sleep, pretending my reading, as long as teacher can't see my eyes closed, I'm safe


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HAHHAHAHHAHHA that nevers seems to work for me.
my palm always slips off and as im about to fall down and slam my head on the desk i wake up abruptly

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