this is from Matilda

I watched the craft a few nights ago, most of the movie was filmed where I live and I could recognize a lot of spots where I used to hang out especially the picnic scene and the scene where Nancy invoces the spirit, I visit that beach a lot. And it was about magic and witch craft??? Count me in! I went outside, called for a storm to come, lowandbehold it has. No one beats my storm calling. 

It rains all through the next day, and I decide I want to have a craft inspired outfit today. So I dress goth, in my white button up and black wool coat, full make up and my civil war boots. And I drive to Tokyo central to scare the asians. I happen to pick up breakfast

I decide to go all the way back to the creek and the forest near my house to climb a tree in my boots, and swing over the creek in my boots and walk across logs in my boots.... You get the idea.

So I'm sitting in this tree eating my breakfast in all black, when I see a girlscout troop march into the clearing I'm in. They lay down a tarp and start singing some song, then one of the drooly kiddos sees me in the tree, I smile as evil as I possible and wink at her Nancy style. Finally the leader, a kind one, turns around, stop for a sec and (let the gears turn) SCREAMS!!!!

I say boo and the troop leaders catching her breath. She then hits me with that neighborly smile you typically see in the good ones, and greets me. One of the drooly kids asks what my name is

"Guess"

"Raven?" (The leader)

"Wednesday?" (The kid)

"Raven?" (Another kid)

I stop them and i say

"Matilda"

Mind you my names not matilda. I literally pulled that straight out of my ass, but the leader starts gawking

"MATILDA? what a BEAUtiful name!"

"Thanks I try"

"Matilda do you dress like that for work" asked one of the kids

Yes I'm a nuclear engineer (I'm unemployed)

"What do you do at work"

"Clone little kiddies like you"

I start walking down the the thick branch and jump down like a sumo wrestler. The leader asks how I broke my finger and I say football

One of the "older kids" ask what team I'm on

"None of them can afford me"

And I bounce away down the creak, and head home for therapy

I love Matilda so much. I don't know where any if it came from to be honest. She's so sassy! I guess when I decide to dress goth I'm going by Matilda from now on. Later I went down in my goth look to the beach that's in the movie and had a cigarette

Matilda Matilda Matilda