deeding piss

today at school i felt the need to let out the fury in me bc i was blowing up on the spot on the chair in the classroom it would have NOT been very #funny if i just exploded. so i ddecided to go out and head towards the bathroom where i would have unbuckled me trousers and let my johnson just paint it yellow (as the rolling stones once said).

anyways, i proceeded to do the deed, you could even say i deeded, or better, i was deeding, or even better.... nah idk.
and so i was counting how much time it was taking to deed the deed and i deeded to about 14 SECONDS. do you know how much deed i deeded out of my deeder??? a lot. a lot of deed had deeded out of my deeder in fact i myself was beginning to feel like the deeder as a whole.

14 seconds of deeding. huge stuff dude. felt amazing. i deed the undeedable.

anyways what about you, what was your longest deed lmk cuties