monkeys are the key to happiness

Monkeys are the key for happiness and the proof is literally in their name, "mon-KEYS" See the last three litters is literally key. now you might ask me okay, but why exactly are they the key of happiness? I will simply tell you that monkeys are really playful animals. They love jumping from tree to tree, assaulting people, and stealing there personal belongings (this will make you sad but will make them happy) and all of that playful act yk.. Anyway, it was proven in past research that being around a monkey can increase your happiness by 20%, as well as increasing your chances of getting Rabies by 60%. Another reason why monkeys are the key to happiness is that they are really funny animals, and this is because they act like humans sometimes, or should I say that humans act like monkeys most of the time? But this will be a topic to discuss on another day; see you all later

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