1// Jorkin' Diary Entry

DEar Jorkin' Diary Entry,

Today I woke up at 11am and jorked it happily. Then I brushed my teeth, ate breakfast and went for a walk with Mom.

We bumped into one of our old neighbours and I stood quietly next to my mom, nodding my head and smiling as they spoke, daydreaming about how I was going to jork it so hard as soon as I got home.

Then, I met up with my highschool friend, G - for short, and we had lunch together at the cheap sushi place and then sat in the park on the hill, enjoying a few cigarettes. Before going home, we decided to get some freaky waffles in the shape of 2 dicks (this made me violently crave a jork).

I was tired so I went home and took a nap not before successfully jorking it for the second time today. It was a great day.

GOodnight.