HELLOOOW. ! ! !

BEFORE YOU ASK, YES. I'M RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT. AND I'M TOTALLY SERIOUS ABOUT IT.

THAT'S A PHOTO OF ME BTW. anyways, as you might be asking.
What is the United States of Kitties? that's not hard to tell, the USK is an "ACTUAL" place where all kitties live. hold on, they live there? yep, but only at night when you aren't looking ! ! ! they move through the shadows into a cat-looking tube made out of cardboard that leads to the USK.

Us, the USK government need ur help to win against the WOLF government ! ! ! they're currently invading our city kidnapping all our citizens, plkleeeasss. 

Vote me for president so we can SAVE our city ! ! ! and uhmm, we'll cut in half taxes if that's necessary too.

SINCERELY,

shitass, the future president of the United States of Kitties.

OUUUT :33