The 420 Report: Animal Face! :D

'Sup, fellow cannabis enthusiasts, or as we used to say, fellow stoners? Time for another 420 Report, this time on a strain called Animal Face! Who thinks these up, anyway? XD

I got a jar of "small flowers" from the dispensary, they are pretty, and pretty fragrant too! The cupboard I keep my weed in really smells great! The buds are tight, red hairs and lots of "frosting", i.e. it looks whitish from all the trichomes! They're very dry but that's on me, I haven't been smoking fast enough! The smell is piney, sweet, with some tiny lemon notes floating around.

Let's see what the interweb says. Leafly.com, "Animal Face, also known as "Animal Face #10," is a ripping, strong hybrid marijuana strain made by crossing Face Off OG and Animal Mints. It takes the piney, gassy terpene profile and potent high from Face Off OG and pairs it with the cookie-flavored smoothness of Animal Mints. Animal Face weed is known for giving a full mind and body-numbing high that lets you drift off into physical and mental bliss. Bred by the famed Seed Junky Genetics, Animal Face took first place in the 2022 Emerald Cup Awards."

Wow, award winning, huh? Schweet! Can't wait to try it out!

All righty, for those that don't know I'm playing hurt this game, got a bruised rib, so my method is different today. I'm loading it into a fresh little bong that I've iced up. (Don't want to cough my lungs out.)

*WHOOF!*  Damn, that was strong! Immediate head rush! (Not as much coughing as expected, yay!) Has a good exhale, little minty aftertaste maybe? All right, the rush has settled down... oh this is a "listening" high rn, I can hear the Universe murmuring in the background. No real big body rush, but my head is feeling a bit wobbly on my neck though! XD

Yup, this will do the trick! It better, at 27%THC! Give it a try, why don't you? Good stuff, Maynard! XD