2025 Academy Awards Hot Takes

A thing about me is I work conveniently next to an Alamo Drafthouse, and I hate letting the season pass get the best of my wallet. So I watched a lot of movies in 2024 and I have Opinions.

The Oscars are fake and dumb, and I stand by that, but as a certified Movie Watcher i wanted to put all my opinions on the 2025 nominees* into a list.

(*caveat to this is i haven't seen the shorts yet as I'm still waiting for the compilations to be in theaters, and I also haven't seen the documentaries yet since they usually aren't at Alamo, so it'll take me a bit longer to get around to them. But I do plan on seeing ~almost~ everything this year.)


best picture

should win: anora, conclave, nickel boys

won’t win, probably shouldn’t win, but it would be funny if they did: dune 2, the substance

not my pick but i won’t be mad if they win: the brutalist, wicked, i'm still here

i will blow up the academy: emilia pérez, a complete unknown

directing

should win: sean baker

won’t be mad if they win: brady corbet

not really sure why they’re here but ok: coralie fargeat, james mangold

kill yourself, frenchman: jacques audiard

actor in a leading role

really should win: colman domingo

cool if they win: adrien brody, ralph fiennes

questionable win: timothée chalamet, sebastian stan

actress in a leading role

should win: mikey madison

cool if they win: fernanda torres

questionable win: cynthia erivo, demi moore

good for representation i guess but highly questionable win: karla sofía gascón

actor in a supporting role

actually i’m kinda fine with all of these.

actress in a supporting role

i can’t believe i’m saying this, but should actually win: ariana grande

fine if they win: everyone else

writing (adapted screenplay)

should win: conclave

okay if they win: sing sing, nickel boys

should not have been nominated: a complete unknown, emilia pérez

writing (original screenplay)

should win: anora, the substance

fine if they win: a real pain

the good part was definitely not the screenplay: the brutalist, september 5

animated feature film

should win, i truly don’t care if i haven’t seen the others: flow

it was fine: memoir of a snail, wallace & gromit: vengeance most fowl

haven’t seen: the wild robot

refuse to see: inside out 2

cinematography

should win: the brutalist

cool if they win: nosferatu

fine if they win: dune 2, emilia pérez

haven’t seen: maria

costume design

should win: nosferatu

fine if they win: wicked, conclave, gladiator ii

why are you here: a complete unknown 

film editing

should win on principle even though i don’t think any of these have particularly standout editing: anora, conclave, the brutalist

should lose on principle: emilia pérez

editing was actually not great: wicked

makeup and hairstyling

should win: the substance

cool if they win: a different man, wicked 

fine if they win: emilia pérez, nosferatu

music (original score)

should win: the brutalist

whatever: conclave

original score????? huh?????: wicked

should be beaten with hammers: emilia pérez 

haven’t seen: the wild robot 

music (original song)

i love this movie and don’t remember this song being there at all, which says something: like a bird

actively bad music: el mal, mi camino

haven’t seen: the journey, never too late

international feature film

cool if they win: flow

should probably actually win: the girl with the needle

predictable but okay if they win: i'm still here

questionable win: the seed of the sacred fig

should not win: emilia pérez 

production design

should win: the brutalist

cool if they win: dune 2, conclave, nosferatu, wicked

sound

fine with all of these.

visual effects

should win: kingdom of the planet of the apes

i can’t believe i’m saying this, but am kinda cool with the win: better man

whatever: dune 2, wicked, alien: romulus

THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS: where the fuck was challengers


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