nosebleed mania in my bathroom tf

2/2/2025

friday night, a few nights ago, was a jerk around and a half but i can't say it wasn't entertaining. unfortunately nearly every detail that would go into context would be way too incriminating so for the sake of anonymity and keeping my peace ill keep things super vague. i think its a funny kind of story though so i wanna share and i wanna try blogging about my life a lil and the fun stuff.

but essentially me n my roomie let these two super sober really sober ass guys put makeup on themselves (black multistick and lipstick cus they wanted to look like batman) in my dorm w my makeup. i can't say i wasn't feeling devious bcus i know one of these guys is into me and i wanted to see if i could get him to sleep in some fuck ass makeup and wakeup with it yk just for jokes. so they do it and theyre all upset cus theyre not baddies, so we go off to make them take the makeup off cus they weren't sober enough to let that stuff stay on their face unfortunately. 

here in the bathroom it gets kinda crazy. they are like incapable of washing their own faces and start to lose it cus they think the makeup isn't coming off. i was not anticipating this, i thought they could wash makeup off their faces without having a meltdown. oops. that was a miscalculation on my end. im telling the guy whose into me he needs to actually scrub his face not just touch it with water, so he starts to do it and all of a sudden BLOOD bursts out of his fucking nose LMAO. his nose starts to bleed EVERYWHERE and this was when my roomie left the bathroom to get more face wash. he looks at me in surprise and im just like 0.0 tf

ik hes about to start tweaking, and the other guy is gonna start tweaking, and my roomie *might* tweak if she sees the blood that is literally everywhere. it looks like a massacre and its not any better by the fact that this guy is staring at the blood on his face and hands in horror as it continues to gush out. i grab tissues and try to hand them to him but he isn't taking them and sorry, call me an asshole but im not getting this guys blood on me and cleaning his nose for him i do not particularly like him. so instead i focus on wiping up as much blood as i can and keeping the guy calm so that it looks less insane when my roomie gets back. 

apparently this guy gets nosebleeds all the time and my roomie cleaned him up considering theyre good friends and everything turned out fine we wrangled them to bed but ngl i did get some blood on me trust i never scrubbed so hard. im not eekish about blood, i am just...selective with it you could say. blood is cool and lovely but only when its someone i care about and respect and love yk? but anyways that was funny as shit chaotic as shit, everyone lived and we didnt get a noise complaint amen lmao